A cheeky, minimalist sticker that speaks in short, confident bursts. The bold serif lettering reads “I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY” in crisp black on a glossy white kiss-cut base, giving a clean, retro-press vibe. Pop it on a laptop, water bottle, journal, or planner to add deadpan humor without shouting. It sits low-key in the corner of your gear but delivers a clear, dry-wit statement — perfect for someone who likes to stay mysterious, sarcastic, or playfully evasive. Application is smooth and bubble-free, and the glossy finish keeps the type looking sharp while resisting everyday scratches. Choose size and finish to match your setup, and pick white or transparent backing to blend with your surface.
Product features
- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive
- Vibrant eco-solvent inks for bright, long-lasting color
- Quick, bubble-free application; available in 4 sizes
- White or transparent backing; adult-use sticker (not waterproof)
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
