Grumpy Green Character 'Touch My Coffee' Crewneck Sweatshirt | Coffee Lover Humor

Wake up before the sun, clutch your mug, and let this crewneck speak for you. The grumpy green character and razor-sharp line about “touch my coffee” announce boundaries with laugh-out-loud honesty. Midweight, soft-to-the-touch fabric keeps you warm on early commutes and bleary lounge mornings without feeling bulky. The clean back and classic crew cut layer easily over tees or under jackets—practical for quick coffee runs, late-night study sessions, or slow weekend mornings when you’re not in the mood for small talk. Durable stitching and quality construction mean the print and shape hold up to repeated wears and washes. Wear it when you need a little humor with your caffeine and a clear warning to anyone reaching for your mug. Product features - Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) — warmth without bulk - Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband for reliable shape - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look and reduced waste - Durable double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting wear - DTG/DTF print and optional embroidery; OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced cotton Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean